Legacy of War
The crab, Johnny Fatass and Shadow set off on a grand adventure.
The Crab and Johnny Fatass find a young hunter Jeoffery who will trade them food to deal with a local goblin camp.
They destroy the camp and torture one of the goblins with a spoon. That goblin turns out to be a vampire.
Johnny finds an epic axe in a chest in the goblin camp. He has no need for it and gives it to the Crab, this is the axe he carries with him for the rest of his life.
Shadow tries to take out the only law enforcement in Gromshold so he can run it. He tries to assassinate Captain Dermoor but Dermoor catches the throwing knife meant to assassinate him and tells Shadow to leave and never come back.
The Crab later kills Captain Dermoor and declares himself and Johnny Fatass equal rulers and protectors of Gromshold.
Wood elf problems begin.
Blanca the cleric gnome arrives.
Johnny Fatass acquires a few houses in the poorest area of King’s Port by trying to cure a plague in the area and instead curses them all with leprosy. Crab kills a woman by throwing her through a window, then kills her son.
Everyone meets at this house in King’s Port, an evil party is formed.
Shadow dies and goes to the Limbo of Chaos.
The Crab and Johnny Fatass form a bond and train to the point they will never hit each other with ranged attacks and Johnny takes a sprit companion.
The Crab and Johnny Fatass were captured and start a prison riot to escape.
Shadow finds and enters his body, after setting it on fire. The Crab and Johnny escape the prison inside a strange Temple and kill everything inside.
Shadow comes home.
Crab, Johnny and Shadow go to Hades to find Arwen. Shadow, Johnny and Crab kill Cerberus. Crab kills a Pit Fiend and an army of hell bows down to him. However with only 1 HP left Johnny plane shifts both of them and Arwen, Johnny’s apprentice out of there. Shadow dies again but manages to return to his body again.
Everyone returns home from slaying the dragon that destroyed Stoutham.
Johnny, Argof and Shadow come back to home.
Crab finishes training.
Crab and Johnny Kickass get control of the rogues guild after Crab bites one of their necks out, starting a battle during which Crab takes on the leader of the guild and Johnny holds off the rest of the guild, Crab’s wolverine kills the guild leader’s hydra and Crab and Johnny win the guild.
Blanca and Argof return with Argof’s soul.
An undead horde from Oldshome makes it’s way across the South of Daeland.
Johnny starts the resistance! Argof and Arwen start to fight undead. Crab disappears only leaving a note for Arwen.
Crab has gone on his epic quest. A man he could not kill has challenged him. He goes through a series of trials which slowly whittle away at his stamina until he finally faces the man whose family he killed so long ago. The man has been training and studying the Crab with the sole purpose of getting revenge. He uses magic to make the Crab weak and confused, he puts him in a maze and makes him watch as he kills an illusion of Johnny. Overcome by rage the Crab attacks blindly and plays into the man’s hands. He has to learn to use his wits and by turning bouncing traps to his advantage he manages to fly through the air and kill the man. Kicking his body off a cliff. Than realizing he needs the gear on the body and has to climb down after it.
Argof turns into a werewolf.
Argof cures himself. Arwen goes to Gromshold. Undead attack Gromshold.
Argof gets home. Johnny goes to Gromshold. Arwen leaves Gromshold.
Orcs attack King’s Port. Johnny saves Gromshold from the undead but he scarifices Jeoffery to gain more power. Arwen gets to Losston.
The orcs invade Forever forest. Shadow beats Argof and leaves the party.
The orc and elf forces meet in a final battle. Johnny plays an important role and eventually kills the king of the elves in a dragon battle in the sky.
Johnny, War and Argof lead a sneak attack to cut off enemy supplies and end up destroying an entire division of forest creatures.
Argof kills War and gains powers from the Weirds, Johnny frees the red dragon and destroys an elf fortress.
Argof is killed by a stranger.
Johnny leaves for his epic quest, to destroy the undead plaguing the south and threatening the entire Continent.
Crab gets back from quest and sends his armour off to be upgraded.
Crab kills the Tolstoffs.
The Saltmarsh adventures occur
Crab and Johnny finish the arena they’ve been building. They host battle in which many demigods come to fight. The entire battle is actually a sacrifice to Eyrthnul to gain demigod status for the Crab and Johnny Fatass.
Pyro captures the vigilante and cuts his leg off. The vigilante escapes and the two finally have a show down in which Pyro does his true power for the first time and burns the vigilante up with a single spell.
Pyro becomes mayor of Saltmarsh, he makes the prison/barracks the location of his office.
Wastri attacks Saltmarsh with the Tarrasque. Pyro single handedly fights the Tarrasque while Crab and Johnny take on Wastri and everyone else fights off the amphibians attacking the city. The sea elf assassin attacks Johnny and without thinking Crab throws a dagger which despite all their training and familiarity hits and kills Johnny. Johnny dies and the assassin with him. Crab finishes Wastri and takes his godly power.
A new god is born, an eight year journey ends and a new age begins, Crab and Johnny are mere peanuts no more.