The Crab and Johnny Fatass find a young hunter Jeoffery who will trade them food to deal with a local goblin camp.
They destroy the camp and torture one of the goblins with a spoon. That goblin turns out to be a vampire.
Shadow tries to take out the only law enforcement in Gromshold so he can run it. He tries to assassinate Captain Dermoor but he catches the throwing knife and tells Shadow to leave and never come back.
The Crab kills Captain Dermoor and declares himself and Johnny Fatass equal rulers and protectors of the town.
Wood elf problems begin.
Blanca the cleric gnome arrives.
Johnny Fatass aquires a few houses in the poorest area of King’s Port by trying to cure a plague in the area and instead curses them all with lepercy. He kills them. Crab kills a woman by throwing her through a window, he then kills her son.
Everyone meets at a house in King’s Port, an evil party is formed.
Shadow dies and goes to the Limbo of Chaos.
The Crab and Johnny Fatass form a bond and train to the point they will never hit each other with ranged attacks and Johnny takes a sprit companion.
The Crab and Johnny Fatass were captured and have started a prison riot.
Shadow finds and enters his body, after setting it on fire. The Crab and Johnny escape the prison inside the Temple and kill everything inside.
Shadow comes home.
Crab, Johnny and Shadow are in Hades looking for Arwen. Shadow, Johnny and Crab kill Cerberus. Crab kills a Pit Fiend and an army of hell bows down to him. However with only 1 HP left Johnny plane shifts both of them and Arwen, Johnny’s apprentice out of there. Shadow has died again but manages saves himself.
Everyone returns home from slaying the dragon that destroyed Stoutham.
Johnny, Argof and Shadow come back to home.
Crab finishes training.
Crab and Johnny Kickass get control of the rogues guild after Crab bites one of their necks out, starting a battle during which Crab takes on the leader of the guild and Johnny holds off the rest of the guild, Crab’s wolverine kills the guild leader’s hydra and Crab and Johnny win the guild.
Blanca and Argof got back with Argof’s soul.
Johnny starts the resistance! Argof and Arwen start to fight undead. Crab disappears only leaving a note for Arwen.
Crab has gone on his epic quest. A man he could not kill has challenged him. He goes through a series of trials which slowly whittle away at his stamina until he finally faces the man whose family he killed so long ago. The man has been training and studying the Crab with the sole purpose of getting revenge. He uses magic to make the Crab weak and confused, he puts him in a maze and makes him watch as he kills an illusion of Johnny. Overcome by rage the Crab attacks blindly and plays into the man’s hands. He has to learn to use his wits and by turning bouncing traps to his advantage he manages to fly through the air and kill the man. Kicking his body off a cliff. Than realizing he needs the gear on the body and has to climb down after it.
Argof turns into a werewolf.
Argof cures himself. Arwen goes to Gromshold. Undead attack Gromshold.
Argof gets home. Johnny goes to Gromshold. Arwen leaves Gromshold.
Orcs attack King’s Port. Johnny saves Gromshold from the undead but he scarifices Jeoffery to gain more power. Arwen gets to Losston.
The orcs invade Forever forest. Shadow beats Argof and leaves the party.
The orc and elf forces meet in a final battle. Johnny plays an important role and eventually kills the king of the elves in dragon battle in the sky.
Johnny, War and Argof lead a sneak attack to cut off enemy supplies and end up destroying an entire division of forest creatures.
Argof kills War and gains powers from the Weirds, Johnny frees the red dragon and destroys an elf fortrous.
Argof is killed by a stranger.
Johnny leaves for his epic quest, to destroy the undead plaguing the south and threatening the entire Continent.
Crab gets back from quest and sends armour off.
Crab kills Tolstoffs
Crab and Johnny finish the arena they’ve been building. They host battle in which many demigods come to fight. The entire battle is actually a sacrifice to Eyrthnul to gain demigod status for the Crab and Johnny Fatass.
Pyro captures the vigilante and cuts his leg off. The vigilante escapes and the two finally have a show down in which Pyro does his true power for the first time and burns the vigilante up with a single spell.
Pyro becomes mayor of Saltmarsh, he makes the prison/barracks the location of his office.
Wastri attacks Saltmarsh with the Tarask. Pyro single handedly fights the Tarask while Crab and Johnny take on Wastri and everyone else fights off the amphibians attacking the city. The sea elf assassin attacks Johnny and without thinking Crab throws a dagger which despite all their training and familiarity hits and kills Johnny. Johnny dies and the assassin with him. Crab finishes Wastri and takes his godly power.
A new god is born, an eight year journey ends and a new age begins.
The War of the Nine Swords
Two parties are formed and go on a quests to retrieve the Nine Swords of Battle.
Nilo the Cursed watches as every elf he tries to save dies, starting with the small tribe he and his party have come across and tried to protect.
Duncan a brave, fresh faced adventurer joins the party for no more than a day before being killed by a hydra.
Phillip the shapeshifting druid joins the group to go back to the den and finish off the hydras there and found one of the Touchstones, a room filled with more gold than could ever be counted. As the party gathered as much gold as they could carry, small lava creatures started attacking the party. As the group fled they encountered a vampire and his tomb. Phillip transformed into a dire bear and destroyed the tomb and thus the Touchstone, being the last one to link to it.
Jericho convinces the vampire to turn him into one.
Jericho awoke in the night having turned into his new form. But Depricia and Theor were waiting for him. Kerrik had completed his pact with a demon by killing an innocent who trusted him and would face off against the pair on Jericho’s side. Depricia almost immediately destroyed Jericho with her holy light while Kerrik’s arrows could not pierce Theor’s defense. Eventually Kerrik moved in for a close kill but Depricia made short work of him as well with a wall of blades.
While the party waits at another tome stone in a long line, they are attacked by Lammaso who prey on those in the ever existent line. They fend the attack off but are witnessed doing so by the Fist who joins their numbers.
The Fist becomes the leader of the Wind Tribe.
The sand dragon kills the Fist.
Both parties bring the swords to the Crab. Crab orders them to kill each other.
Theor and Afost attack the Crab, he cuts off Afost’s arm and allows them to leave.
Nilo and Derprisha leave into the forever forest never to be heard from again.
Aziz gives his life to the Fist. Who kills him in exchange with the Crab to touch the swords and be teleported to Reshar, the master of nine.
To Heaven and Back
The Fist goes on the epic quest.
The Grim brothers and 28 other dwarves try to settle the world’s largest dungeon.
Eventually all of the dwarves succumb to the curse of the wererat that infected one of the brothers.
Champions of Hextor
Five evil warriors are chosen as the champions of Hextor.
Hextor and Hieronious meetin battle with their champions, when they are both weakened Crab arrives and kills them both with a single blow.
200 years of world wide war follow the deaths of these gods and the other gods go into hiding for fear of being hunted down one by one and succumbing to Crab’s campaign of carnage.
The Cult of the Fist
A group of otherwise common creatures are met by what’s left of the Council of Balance and told they are special and will set in motion the beginning of the end of the eternal war.
Tyranny of Dragons